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I'm hoping to be doing more photography in the next few whenevers. Probably not so much artwork cause let's face it, no one fucking commissions me anyways. OH WELL. Maybe if you still want my art and maybe if you're nice and note me or email me at linnpie89@hotmail.com maybe then you can commission me but I'mma admit I'll be picky about it. Anyways. Closing commissions for now. Probably gonna do more stock pics so if you guys have anything you wanna suggest or that you need for a ref let me know and I'll see what I can do but I'm not gonna promise anything. I would like to do more photomanipulations as well. WE'LL SEEEE... loveyouguys. <

Dear ~warmtequila (https://www.deviantart.com/warmtequila), I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head  in your closet and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations. Greetings to your freaky family, :iconmlfart: -------how to fill it in------- Dear -insert name who tagged you/you stole this from here-, I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized

Stolen from ~warmtequila (https://www.deviantart.com/warmtequila) [ ] You don't like public speaking. [ ] You find it hard to talk to strangers. [ ] You don't like to look people in the eye. [ ] You hate to go shopping alone. TOTAL: 0 [ ] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous. [ ] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say [ ] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex [ ] You hate to be teased [ ] You hate answering the door. TOTAL: 0 [x] You can't stand people watching you. [ ] One on one conversations make you nervous. [x] You don't like to ask people for help. [ ] You hate to read out loud. [ ] You don't like an